who sings this song
your future son in law
Mr. Krabs is 70 years old.
His eyes are green
he’s 7 inches tall
he weighs 5
his first name is Mr.
Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner.
TRAPPED INSIDE A TAYLOR SWIFT ALBUM
in 10 years you'll look back on how much money you spent on merchandise and concert tickets and you'll say-
i can't believe i used to have to pay to interact with my husband
may the wings of your eyeliner always be uneven
twins are just room mates but in the womb
my flirting technique.
this is so accurate I might cry