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mom:
who sings this song
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me:
your future son in law
glamydia:
thorki:
dysexila:
jennstarkid:
howinternet:
Mr. Krabs is 70 years old.
His eyes are green
he’s 7 inches tall
he weighs 5
his first name is Mr.
wayward-profilers-in221b:
sandandglass:
Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner.
TRAPPED INSIDE A TAYLOR SWIFT ALBUM
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mom:
in 10 years you'll look back on how much money you spent on merchandise and concert tickets and you'll say-
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me:
i can't believe i used to have to pay to interact with my husband
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mom:
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me:
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mom:
what
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me:
nothing
perma-scowl:
may the wings of your eyeliner always be uneven
australiansanta:
twins are just room mates but in the womb
womb mates
suicideandslitwrists:
billyzeroisnotjustaboy:
my flirting technique.
this is so accurate I might cry
